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PostSubject: Re: 200 POSTS !!!   200 POSTS !!! - Page 2 EmptyMon Jun 29, 2009 11:41 pm

Then GreanPeace came and took the animals back into the wildernes. And on their move they stole a beer on a wall.

278 bottles of beer were left untuched. On the wall. Standing. Full. Unopened. Fresh. Cold. With aproaching bunnies. Nice bunnies. Walking on 2 legs Smile
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PostSubject: Re: 200 POSTS !!!   200 POSTS !!! - Page 2 EmptyMon Jun 29, 2009 11:44 pm

unfortunately one of the bunnies approaching the beers was brutality killed by a fox...leaving only 277 bunnies coming at the bottles (and one bottle randomly fell off the wall)
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PostSubject: Re: 200 POSTS !!!   200 POSTS !!! - Page 2 EmptyMon Jun 29, 2009 11:49 pm

276 bottle of beer on the wall... The pink bunny wants to steal them all!
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PostSubject: Re: 200 POSTS !!!   200 POSTS !!! - Page 2 EmptyTue Jun 30, 2009 4:35 am

*gets his Hunting Rifle*
No more pink bunny, just a ball of fluff and gore.

I'm feeling quite satisfied since i've taken another bottle of beer off the wall,

275 are left if anybodies thirstly thrist...

mmm food nipples..
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PostSubject: Re: 200 POSTS !!!   200 POSTS !!! - Page 2 EmptyTue Jun 30, 2009 1:13 pm

*The Hunter blew his brains out with his Rifle*

274 brain cells in the wall,

and some beer XD
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PostSubject: Re: 200 POSTS !!!   200 POSTS !!! - Page 2 EmptyTue Jun 30, 2009 2:01 pm

brains what brains? you mean i blew a hole through my skull and giggled coz no brains no pain?

anyway. . . *steals a braincell for tripply current capacity*

Ohh look only 273 on the wall. . *i will continue to steal these* MWAHAHAHA
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PostSubject: Re: 200 POSTS !!!   200 POSTS !!! - Page 2 EmptyTue Jun 30, 2009 5:40 pm

Theres still 272 bottles of beers on the wall. Slow drinkers..... cyclops
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PostSubject: Re: 200 POSTS !!!   200 POSTS !!! - Page 2 EmptyTue Jun 30, 2009 5:47 pm

yeah yeah. . kills braincells u know?

and damages your liver...

hmm drinking awefull slow for a drink with such big pluses?

*tips the bottles of beer out, after tasting one and being dissatisfied with its shelf life*

Opens Cellar Doors,
*counts* 172 Barrells of beer,
172 barrels of beer! ! ! !

*cracks One open and puts on a tap* 171 barrels of beer on the wall
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PostSubject: Re: 200 POSTS !!!   200 POSTS !!! - Page 2 EmptyTue Jun 30, 2009 5:52 pm

*Jumps into a keg and drowns in it*

171 Barrels of beer on teh wall! Grog ftw! *hic*
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PostSubject: Re: 200 POSTS !!!   200 POSTS !!! - Page 2 EmptyTue Jun 30, 2009 5:57 pm

*pokes the passed out Ubik*
I thinks we should call an ambulance, he's not breathing...

*takes the tap out of the empty keg*

(looks over at the full barrel of lagga)
*makes the keg and the tap make love*

170 barrels of Grog on the walil 170 barberlz of grogz!

I drunk one down, and now i don't frown! 170 berrelza grog!
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PostSubject: Re: 200 POSTS !!!   200 POSTS !!! - Page 2 EmptyTue Jun 30, 2009 7:24 pm

Thats 271 to 169. that a boys... now we're talking! cheers
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PostSubject: Re: 200 POSTS !!!   200 POSTS !!! - Page 2 EmptyTue Jun 30, 2009 8:26 pm

Goddang it ppl, who was the 1 that took the 100 beer bottle???? Now down to 168 since i took another 1.
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PostSubject: Re: 200 POSTS !!!   200 POSTS !!! - Page 2 EmptyTue Jun 30, 2009 11:03 pm

What? Where is the wall?? Where is all the beer? 100 Down?
well, 167 bottles of beer standing on the wall that is no more.
Take one down and pass it around.
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PostSubject: Re: 200 POSTS !!!   200 POSTS !!! - Page 2 EmptyWed Jul 01, 2009 1:29 am

there NOT bottles. . . i drunk all the bottles, and now were into the kegs

>.>
<.<
i think I'm almost shitfaced blind
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166 by my count are left? who took the last keg?

coz i can't find a tap to open mine with Sad
*gets screwdriver, a cup and a bucket*
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PostSubject: Re: 200 POSTS !!!   200 POSTS !!! - Page 2 EmptyFri Jul 03, 2009 1:42 pm

*wakes up from his Alcoholic enduced Coma*

OMG THE KEGS ARE STILL HERe!

*finds a tap*

Opens a keg, 165 left boys !!!
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PostSubject: Re: 200 POSTS !!!   200 POSTS !!! - Page 2 EmptyFri Jul 03, 2009 4:05 pm

Who were the one that changed the bottle to keg, now i will have a headache until next year.
Take another keg, 164 left for you all!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: 200 POSTS !!!   200 POSTS !!! - Page 2 EmptyFri Jul 03, 2009 5:07 pm

Damn straight! gotta get down them 20litre kegs!

*the last bit of my keg went unfrothy so i shot it with agun and it blew up*

*gets another one*

163 left now, and i bloody can't beleive i can type still XD
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162 20litre kegs ... LEFT HAHAHA!! MUAHAHAHAA!!!
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PostSubject: Re: 200 POSTS !!!   200 POSTS !!! - Page 2 EmptySun Jul 12, 2009 1:35 pm

*inspects the remains of the 163rd keg..*

Heyyyy WHo's Been Spiking teh kegs?




!^! KEGSZX ON S<M!WALL! !^! KEGSZZZZZZZZZZ

DRIKSNS ONE DOWN>
tip em arround.

awn-hngred Ndn seckteh awn keags
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PostSubject: Re: 200 POSTS !!!   200 POSTS !!! - Page 2 EmptySun Jul 12, 2009 2:18 pm

spam tastes like shit
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PostSubject: Re: 200 POSTS !!!   200 POSTS !!! - Page 2 EmptySun Jul 12, 2009 2:55 pm

It does.. tasty tasty shit.. that only spam can be like. . .
*drings divines keg*



*Burps and goes to the toilet*
*drinks half of the 159th keg, then gets delirious and stabs it with an axe.*

Looks like a 158 kegs are left. if my subtraxtin multipass is working.

Multi- PASS

Lei-loo dalis M_U_L_T_I - Pass.
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Indeed, Divine, it's Gecko piss at it's best, but that's why we have a place for it -- we don't want it out of control. You can't beat it, so give in and have some fun without frakking up anything else! (Basically, if you don't wanna look at it, no one's making you).

Now where was I... Oh yeah!

*Grabs 158th keg* So many fishies left in the sea... so many fishies... but none left... for meeeeee! *takes a heavy swipe*

I'm thinking of thinking of singing a song, RIGHT after supper is dooooone *hics and falls on 158th keg, pulverising it somehow*

Oopsh... my's gueshing there's ohnly 157 reft nao....
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